Bad Santa Brings Christmas Early to Onboard

Try as we might to hold on to this until Chrismas Eve, the fact that the Onboard crew will be in transit to their various familial bosoms means we’ve decided you’ll get your Christmas present early this year. So, on behalf of all at Onboard, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

And if you’re not out there slashing over the holidays then Bad Santa will be angry. And trust us, you don’t want that…