Here’s hoping Santa brought some fat dumpage in his bulging sack, that you’re all full of Christmas cheer, and it’s another chance for us to let you watch Bad Santa raining his slashy vengeance on goobers.

Time to put the bird in the oven, crack open the Brandy and sing: “We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

Try as we might to hold on to this until Chrismas Eve, the fact that the Onboard crew will be in transit to their various familial bosoms means we’ve decided you’ll get your Christmas present early this year. So, on behalf of all at Onboard, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

And if you’re not out there slashing over the holidays then Bad Santa will be angry. And trust us, you don’t want that…