“Mortal Wombat snowboarding movie from season 09/10. Edited by Eemeli Hepola. Riders: Miika Lappalainen, Juuso Turkka, Niko Liias, Aleksi Kemiläinen, Toni Kerkelä, Markus Haka, Miikka Paloniemi and friends.” Does this make you any wiser? No? Then let us tell you that you’re in for 13 minutes of Finnish kids getting their shred on.